From Excuse the Bananas
English teacher retitles classic poems as social media clickbait
Allow me to add my own poor suggestions:
Attract the Girls You Want! by e. e. cummings
Billionaire Warns of Coming Recession by William Butler Yeats
Learn This Word to Increase Your IQ by Ten Full Points by Alan Ginsberg
What Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher, Miley Cyrus Did (That the Paparazzi Didn’t See!) by Wallace Stevens
The Shocking Secret Your Father Never Told You by Sylvia Plath
Prevent Alzheimer’s Without Drugs by Pablo Neruda
Single Mom Pays Off $10,000 Credit Card Debt In Just Two Weeks Working From Home With This Plan by Maya Angelou
Strange Traffic Law The Cops Don’t Want You To Know About by Lord Byron
JAMES D. MACDONALD 
nice toon
It isn’t mine, but it is linked to the artist….
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. What happened next will shock you! by Robert Frost