GLORIOUS IS OUR CANDIDATE! AIR — Policemen’s Chorus, Pirates of Penzance — “When the Foeman Bares His Steel” Glorious is our candidate! Brave in war and wise in State! And we certainly expect Him, this autumn, to elect; For when foemen would invade And the Nation calls for aid, Quicker answer comes from none ThanContinue reading “Pankies Were Hankied in Indiana”
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The Results You’ve Been Waiting For
Live from Dixville Notch, the First-in-the-Nation results from the First-in-the-Nation polling place in the First-in-the-Nation state: President and Vice President of the United States Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine, Democratic Party 4 Donald J. Trump/Michael R. Pence, Republican Party 2 Gary Johnson/William Weld, Libertarian Party 1 Jill Stein/Ajama Baraka, Green Party 0 “Rocky” Roque De La Fuente/MichaelContinue reading “The Results You’ve Been Waiting For”
Dialect Again
GWINE TO GIT DAR. Dar’s a-gwine to be a movin’ call Dis fall at de election, An’ so ’tis bes’ dat one and all Shall stand up fer protection. De people am prepared to ‘feet A clearin’ up an sortin’; De leaders dat dey hab selec’ Am Harrison an’ Morton. Chorus. An’ dey’s gwine toContinue reading “Dialect Again”
Republicans Loathe Free Trade
O, GLORIOUS STANDARD! Air — “Hail Columbia.” O, glorious standard of the free, Thou flag of loyal colors three, Float ever o’er our hearths and homes, Float ever o’er our hearths and homes, A sign that we our country love, All foreign lands and suns above, Float there and, in the breezes swayed, ProclaimContinue reading “Republicans Loathe Free Trade”
Free Trade Wool
THE FREE-TRADE PINAFORE. [In Which Captain Cleveland Appears at the Head of the Democratic Crew.] Capt. Cleveland — I am the captain of the Free Trade crew. Chorus of Democratic Tars — And a right good captain, too. Capt. C. — You are very, very good, and be it understood, I’m in for reform rightContinue reading “Free Trade Wool”
JAMES D. MACDONALD 