Once Again, and Just As Shameless

ALTERED STATES OF THE UNION

To the tune of “Old Dan Tucker”

Altered States is come to town
In all the bookstores ’twill be found
Hardcover and paperback
On a shelf or spinner rack.

So come along, alt-hist fanners
Now’s the time to show your manners
Come along, don’t be a Bozo,
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Science fiction lads and lasses
Who aced all their hist’ry classes
Tell of how the U.S.Aes
Are different in their diverse ways.

So come along, &c.

Border, state, or foreign war
Don’t go as they did before:
A tale to please each taste and savor
Altered States has got your flavor.

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No other antho is so fine,
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