Altered States of the Union
To the tune of “Old Rosin the Beau“
An anthology’s coming this summer
So hurry to order, don’t wait,
Glenn Hauman’s the editor of ‘er
The publisher is Crazy Eight.
The publisher is Crazy Eight,
The publisher is Crazy Eight.
Glenn Hauman’s the editor of ‘er
And the publisher is Crazy Eight.
They say it has hundreds of pages
Well who gives a darn if it do
Each sentence is real entertaining–
You’ll laugh ’til you bust and cry too.
You’ll laugh ’til you bust and cry too, &c.
The stories will be mostly truthful;
You have to just go with the flow
Had one or two details been different
In the history most of us know.
In the history most of us know, &c.
So come over to IndieGoGo
And plunk down a dollar or three
Your reward will be measured in heaven;
(While a buck and a half goes to me).
A buck and a half goes to me, &c.
JAMES D. MACDONALD 